Me when I kill SOMEONE I HATE!!!
Anyway heller peoplezzz so sorry about everythigncrap and crap and so much more crap going on in my life of course.
So here is a skit:
DFS- Here is my topic
Teacher- I liked your previouse one better
DFS- SO WHICH FUC... one do you want me to do
Teacher- . . .
DFS- Whatever
Teacher- Wait
DFS- *turns* WHAT NOW YOU FEMALE DOG
Teacher- Nevermind Wrong student
DFS- *pulls our machete*
*HEAD SLICE*
*TurNS AROUND*
Student- OMG you killed her
DFS- No I gave her an apple for teacher of the day (Sarcasm by the way for those slow readers out there)
Student- Oh okay
*whistles while walking away*
DFS- *leaves classroom*
At the bus loop
DFS- So please tell me the truth
Boy She has crush on- I just like flirting with people and I like your friend
DFS- HOLY COWS FROM HEAVEN!!!!!! Again really this is like the 3rd time my crush likes my best friend.
I'm sorry I had to
*Takes out towel*
*covers his mouth*
You won't feel a thing
BSHCO- *Faints*
DFS- *takes to death rooom of DOOOOOMM*
B- (for short)
*wakes up*
what am i doing here
DFS- *pulls out needles*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
You will . . . just get an acupuncture treatment
(Not going the psycho way)
Student- Are you giving free massages
DFS- No where did that come from
. . . .
Wait actually I totally don't know what is going on one bit. . .
Whatever
BYEE
