Crushes

This is your most unluckiest day ever, since well I can't help you with love, at ALL I can't say anything about love. . Nada!

So I have or had, or maybe before liked a guy in a way. (Also I don't think nada was the right word, oh well). SO I have actually a lot of my guy friends ask me out in a way, or say they like me "in a way" and then I reject them, sorry for being a girl jerk face *awkward laugh*. Anyhow all the guys I like or liked before I found out they were jerks were people that I'm related to in a way. . Let me tell you what I mean~

No wait let's just straight up talk about guys and what they do and do what other people do when they talk about guys (usually girls)

1. THAT ONE

You know what I mean, just from 2 word, "that one." The one where you know you like them, and you kind of become like this when your in front of them.

Exemplifying Play DFS put on:

ThAT ONE: Hey do you have a pencil?

You: *breathing in very deeply* ARF ARF ARF!!!!! *hysterical laughing* *looking away, trying to not make any eye contact* Yeahhhhh I kind of have one, but you can't. . .I mean you can borrow it. (In your head, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG, he practically wants to marry me)

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: *looks straight at you*
Telekinesis powers GOOOO!!!

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: No don't go crazy he is a douche like all guys, come on

You: No but I want him *drool* he has abs, and he is cute, and funny, and. . 

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: I got your back

You: Thanks so much. . . . I can't handle the doki doki-ness. . . .  .MOE MOE MOE

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: *shaking her head*

THAT ONE: *looks at you like your totally normal, but when you look into his soul, you see his frightened-ness* I'm fine with any pencil? SO I can have one, or nah?

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: You can borrow my pencil.

THAT ONE: Thanks!

You: Shit not again! (PG disappeared A LONG time ago.

Yup that one, that makes you just like literally fall for him, he gotz all the girls, because you know you think he does. But your only in middle school (I AM! *raises hand*).

2. The Total Jerk

You know the one that is a straight up jerk, but you can't seem to get it out of your head that he is. You just fall for him, because well everyone else seems to be doing it. He is totally mean to you and seems to always being staring at you in a weird way I guess, IDK I'm not the one to fall for a jerk *laughing. . .weirdly*.

Play:
You: *crying*

TTJ: Are you okay

You: No not really. TT^TT
TTJ: Oh it's okay

You: Thanks for being here for me

TTJ: No Problem
You: I wish I had a boyfriend like you ^^
TTJ: Well why don't we start here then?

You and TTJ: *slowly get closer to each other's face*

TTJ: *backs up* Hahahaha I totally just played you Beyotch!

You: *heart has been incinerated
TTJ: hahahahaha

You: ^&*($ #($&*#( $(&^&* &^@^#($$& &$^%$ *$&$^$#&#

TTJ: 0.0

You: (#*$*#*@*#** * *#*@**#*#** *@*# *#*#*#*$ * YOU!!!
TTJ: *grabs chest* TT^TT wahhhhh!

Okay this was not the right play, but oh well it seems more like you were the jerky than he was, but I guess you can come up with your own little story on jerk faces and players and what nots.

3. That Really Funny Cute Guy

It would be cool if he was your friend, but you know all the girls really DO like him except for of course Sarbear, this is her *glare pulls out chainsaw* Mwuahahahahaha!
Yeah of course. Anyway he is nice and sweet to you, but he doesn't really like you like that.

Play:

You: Hey ______! (so and so)

Him: Hey You!
You: How's your girlfriend

Him: Great! She says hi

You: That's great. . . 

You know what I'm to tired to keep writing plays, lets just say if you have a crush on someone ask if they like you, if they don't move on. That is how easy it is. Guys can be mean or nice or funny or not humorous. Most of the people in the play aren't even people I actually can example make out of. So you know if you have a crush on someone right it down on the comments below, maybe I can actually help with topics people want to here about. You know what I mean.

Well it ends for me on posting long posts, I just get really confused about stuff I have real ADHD problems. . . Haha not the laziness just my topics moving on to stuff and then I don't know I forget it, so yeah but the forgetting isn't ADHD just the whole mind blowing away thing. But in the end I don't have ADHD, probably just randomness inside of me. 

I'm going to write another story, I promise it will be better than the one I wrote and then stopped because it was getting kind of stupid. . .

xoxoxo
DFS, <3 love you guys who ever read my blog
=D

Ohhh so Full of food *burp*

From the title you can tell I am probably really obese by now. . . cause the food OMG the food. . .It is too good. . . but I'm not.
Its just the food I love <3 not the afterwards feeling of helplessness and fullness, and mostly wanting to just sleep. . . . Atleast that's how I feel. . .

I'll just tell you what is going on right now. . .
My older sister is making jook (which is like a korean rice soup thingy that tastes really good)

My younger sister is with her friend, Ava I think that is how you spell it, and they are fighting over who will play the iPad. . Ahh children and electronic devices . . . I wish it was good, but it's not .

My younger brother is explaining how to play MINECRAFT to Ava's brother who is yes older. . .

I am sitting in a chair during all of this. . eating pizza. . . oooooooooooOoooOoOOOoOooOo stuffed crust pizza from PIZZA HUT!!!! AHHH Pizza, and also a half eaten burger from Arizona (older sister may explain it later), and a bite of a Chulupa which my younger brother let me have a bite of while he was being greedy (I know I can't say anything) eating 2 chulupas, counting that one of those chulupas were asked for of, from him thou stating it was not really his. . . .  .

I don't know how to spell chulupa. . .  .Also I don't know what I'm talking about. .
Need to update my anime border lines and my gaming border lines, I really want to play The Last of Us and Beyond Two Souls. . this is only what a computer gamer's dream. . .AAAAAAAAAAHhhhHHHhHh so wonderful. . .gaming. . off topic again. . .
OOooOOOoOOoOo anyone want to see how many periods are in this post? wait *presses Ctrl + f* *types in .* *waits*  "Ah here we go, it says 586. . . . Now counting those 590," IDK what to do, maybe I should try to like you know not type in . (periods). . . . Dangit' I tried but I can't even survive 1 second. . . with out putting like 3 periods. . . oh snap again, , , I like commas now maybe I should do more commas,  , , , , , , , ,yeah,  ,, COmmas!!!!!
What was I talking about again. . . Oh S*%t the Commas, right, , ,

Those ADHD problems though. . . . No commas wait *retry*

After 56789987654567 tries of ""Those ADHD problems though"" comment. . .
S*%t really, really commas think DFS think. . . S*%t trying to keep things PG, just don't work , , ,

Those ADHD problems though, , , , YESSSSS NO PERIODS, , ,ewwwww that sounds weirder than I thought, , , , , , *commas yes* *commas commas*

Wait why am I doing this again? Oh well .


No periods were hurt during the making of this blog post.
DFS loves periods and using them . . . It will stay that way

End of period using,
Period Count: 627, including te word period which makes it 628, oh well ~
BYERS