YEAH!! MY 25th Blog Post has been posted already with me even figuring it out till like a few second later LOL. Anyway so I really planned something special for you guys....
Actually I really don't but...yea!!!!!
A skit for my beloved people:
People's side of the story
*DFS breaks into someones house*
DFS: Hey
People: Who are you?
DFS: Umm.....you know DaRkFiReStAr
People: We don't know you!
Children: Ahhh *screaming* STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER!!!!
People: Call the police honey right away
DFS: WHATTTT!!!! No I'm not trying to hurt you please put the phone and the nerf gun down.
Children: HELP!!!
People: Please go away I will call the police
DFS: (disappeared)
People & Children: Where did she go
DFS: *oil and lighter in hand*
*puts oil everywhere*
*and lights oil*
People: Ahhhh Fire
Children: Ahhhhh wait!!! Stop DrOP AND ROLLLLLLL
*rolling people come out of the house*
DFS: No one loves meh~H
Police and Firefighter: What happened here?
People: We don't know a fire just started
DFS: *In the background watches and acts like a civilian*
People: That's the person!!!!
Children: * Gets nerf gun out*
Police: Everyone down the kid has a gun!!!!
Children: WHATTTTT NO I DON'T IT IS FAKE
Police : ohhhhhhhh
Firefighters: *Put the fire out*
DFS: I did nothing what are they talking about
People: We have security cameras check them!!!
(10 minutes before breaking in the house)
DFS Friend: Okay I got all the security cameras to go off.
DFS: Thanks...Just in case right
DFS Friend: Yeah are you sure that you should be doing this??
DFS: I know I should becaue people know me duhhhhh
DFS Friend: Okay
(NOW)
Police: *Checking video tape*
People: Come on
Police: There is nothing there sorry
DFS:
Her story
Me: Happily walking
People & Children: It is DFS get HER
ME: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screaming like crazy*
People: *throws rope*
Me: HELP!!!
Children: We got you now
Me: *remembers quote* (When life gives you lemons burn life's house down)
*Pulls out lemon*
People: HAHAHAHAHA
What is a lemon gonna do eat us?
Me: *Turns on and throws at house*
People & Children: NOOOOOOO
Me: *hopping Away*
Then Police comes
Police: What happened here?
People: Someone burned our house down
Me: *In the bushes trying to get loose*
*Walks out like a normal civilian*
People: There goes the person!!!
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Now
Police: Are you sure this happened
Me: *nods*
Police: Okay we will let you go, becuas eyou are an awesome blog writer
Me: *walking out* LIKE A BOSS
People: WHATTTT IT WAS HER THOUGH
Me: :P
THE END
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteChildren: NERF GUNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!
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