Sunday, September 8, 2013

How My Insurance Company Would Probably GO

As You know I am DarkFireStar or if you don't know Hi I'm DarkFireStar.

The title probably caught your attention but sorry I would never be an insurance company person because you know how ratchet I would get with them.

Person: Hi I need insurance
DFS: Welcome to McDonalds what is your order ma'am
Person: This is an insurance place
DFS: *reading manga* wow Akira -kun
Person: *impatiently waiting*
DFS: Do you need something?
Person: *sarcastic* No 
DFS: Ok
Person: *Takes manga book away*
Random Person: You shouldn't have done that
DFS: Pika PIKAA PIKAAAA CHUUUUUUUUUU
Person: HOLY &*%$^

DFS: KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person: HOLY &*(%^%$^%$^

Random Person: Told You
DFS: *gets up* *The whole building exploded*
Person: *All burnt up* I'll just go now. *leaves manga on the used to be new desk
DFS: *picks up manga* *finds out last page of manga is ripped*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boss: DFS you exploded the place again.
DFS: Why did it have to end like this I'm sorry God I am really SORYY WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME!!!!
Boss: Okay I'll give you your 999999 chance okay, try better because I know you will be able to.

DFS: WHY THE MANGA WHYYYYYYYY
Boss: *walks away not knowing DFS was talking about the manga*
Random Person: *facepalm*

THE END


Yeah that is why I would be the worst insurance company person ever!


TTYL 
DaRkFiReStAr

2 comments:

  1. xD This is accurate it's scary... You would be the worst insurance person ever wouldn't you? I can see you being like "You want insurance??? Cool... I don't really care... You should probably go to Gecko or whatever that place is called... This is place sucks... So do the people who work here... Yeah... If you really want to protect your crap then conjure up a force field, kay, BYEEE" That's what I imagine, erkay xD I started and ended my comment with an "xD"... dat's cray-cray *z-snap head swirl baws pro combo* (ghetto fail) TTuTT

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  2. I like the random person ^_^

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