LIST of MOVIE THINGS:
1. Sad movies make you cry.
Okay I cry a lot because of movies whether it's because of a douche bag remembering who he used to really love and the girl being like its too late now, and then in the end they actually get back together. Or because its just that good.
2. Funny movies make you feel like your lungs/stomach are about to explode!
Okay so I like laughing and its fun until its too funny and its just that you can't not stop laughing. . .also the sad movies another thing in the end it looks like you are having a tough time through a break up, your eyes are all puffy and your nose is all runny, its like STUPID ALLERGIES HOW DARE YOU >.<
3. Scary Movies will make your heart literally stop. . .
Its a miracle that I'm still alive, because scary movies usually scare the s%*# out of me. . . trying to keep this PG. . . some how. You know afterwards your just like

DEMONS DON'T POSSESS ME, and usually it is the time your like oh my God please look after me as I go to sleep oh Jesus watch me and love me. .
4. When the character is about to do something embarrassing
I guess I am sympathetic for characters that do the most stupidest thing or something, because when the character is about to do something embarrassing I get embarrassed some how like "why would you do that" "no you will get hurt" You know things that will make your heart start talking for you -_-
5. Movies with "true events"
Well this isn't just for scary movies but with sad movies like Hachioko, (IDK how to spell it, hahahaha sorry) Its just sad like so sad I'm over her with a kabajillion tears. . . TTTTT^TTTTT
6. Scary Movies and Anything Bathroom Related. . . .
Hahaha ever since I was a kid whenever I watched a scary movie, I could never use the restroom, I would be so flippin' scared of the mirror, the toilet, the curtains, looking behind me, the walls, all kind of stuff. Anything bathroom related after a scary movie is scary as s*%#. . . . Yeah
7. Dogs v.s. Humans
No offense Will Smith but when Sam died, everyone has to admit it was sadder than when you sacrificed yourself for the cure for the zombies. . . I Am Legend reference. . . Yeah Sam was trying to save the Dr. but you know he got bitten and the other dogs bit him and yeah. . . .the Doggy died TT^TT
8. Movies with too much Sex. . .
This is anything that is bloody or with a lot of gore, It seems to be advertising sex. . . The one girl is like no Jack I will never let g . . . Lol wrong movie (Titanic). . . . The one girl is like Can You feel the loveeee~ tonight. . . Still wrong movie (The Lion King). . . Last one I promise. . . . That one girl who is like lets go to that room and just F*** each other until the monster or ghost thingy appears to kill us, where I will scream like crazy as you die and I run away like 2 miles per hour. . . Im over here like WTF is going on in your brain. . .
9. Those life story movies. .
There okay but I didn't really watch them that much like the movie about the guy who made Facebook, and Steve Jobs will also have a movie I guess "dedicated" to him. . .Stuff like that. . . I'm okay with those kinds of movies. . .
10. Noises in Scary Movies
Why would you go closer to that door when you know you heard some kind of crazy noise coming from it. . . Its like hey Dora go find the demonic doll who is trying to kill us.
Dora: Can you click the demonic girl from the ring!
WSP: YEah! ( Opens door)
OH NO! ! !IM DYING! ! ! HELP ME ANYONE! ! !
*chirp chirp chirp*
*chirp chirp chirp*
Me: *facepalm to brick wall*
Yeah well this is my top ten list of Movie stuff I know I know. . I should always try to keep updating my blog. . . I need to. . Its really fun and addicting and fun writing for random strangers (friends) who like what I write about. . KAY BYEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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/whispers/ A Walk to Remember... And after watching something like the Conjuring, I'm like "I'm really hoping I won't have to get an exorcism anytime soon" bc that's worse than having something haunt my house tbh like jfc NO EXORCISM PLEASE. And bathrooms are literally the beware area of the house after a horror, that's a fact xDDD The sadness over killing Dogs > Humans is like an unspoken golden rule in the the action/angst/family movie makers department. It's like, "company used dog death... IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE TT^TT"
ReplyDeleteEveryone is like. OH MI GOSHZERS!!! Movies are so scary and I'm just like. Anyone want to go explore the bathroom of the house that has been abondoned for 20 years, there is a rumor that demons, ghosts, and evil crpa are there, and it's in the middle of a forest 50 miles away from any civilization? No one? Okay. I'll go by myself.
ReplyDelete^w^ ~terrrifyyyiiinnngggglllyyy CUTE! Teehee!
I. CANNOT. Watch. Scary. Movies. Period. Just looking at the freaking posters makes my imagination run and I have to sleep with the lights on for months (TT^TT)
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