Crushes

This is your most unluckiest day ever, since well I can't help you with love, at ALL I can't say anything about love. . Nada!

So I have or had, or maybe before liked a guy in a way. (Also I don't think nada was the right word, oh well). SO I have actually a lot of my guy friends ask me out in a way, or say they like me "in a way" and then I reject them, sorry for being a girl jerk face *awkward laugh*. Anyhow all the guys I like or liked before I found out they were jerks were people that I'm related to in a way. . Let me tell you what I mean~

No wait let's just straight up talk about guys and what they do and do what other people do when they talk about guys (usually girls)

1. THAT ONE

You know what I mean, just from 2 word, "that one." The one where you know you like them, and you kind of become like this when your in front of them.

Exemplifying Play DFS put on:

ThAT ONE: Hey do you have a pencil?

You: *breathing in very deeply* ARF ARF ARF!!!!! *hysterical laughing* *looking away, trying to not make any eye contact* Yeahhhhh I kind of have one, but you can't. . .I mean you can borrow it. (In your head, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG, he practically wants to marry me)

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: *looks straight at you*
Telekinesis powers GOOOO!!!

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: No don't go crazy he is a douche like all guys, come on

You: No but I want him *drool* he has abs, and he is cute, and funny, and. . 

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: I got your back

You: Thanks so much. . . . I can't handle the doki doki-ness. . . .  .MOE MOE MOE

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: *shaking her head*

THAT ONE: *looks at you like your totally normal, but when you look into his soul, you see his frightened-ness* I'm fine with any pencil? SO I can have one, or nah?

Your friend that's got your ASS-friend: You can borrow my pencil.

THAT ONE: Thanks!

You: Shit not again! (PG disappeared A LONG time ago.

Yup that one, that makes you just like literally fall for him, he gotz all the girls, because you know you think he does. But your only in middle school (I AM! *raises hand*).

2. The Total Jerk

You know the one that is a straight up jerk, but you can't seem to get it out of your head that he is. You just fall for him, because well everyone else seems to be doing it. He is totally mean to you and seems to always being staring at you in a weird way I guess, IDK I'm not the one to fall for a jerk *laughing. . .weirdly*.

Play:
You: *crying*

TTJ: Are you okay

You: No not really. TT^TT
TTJ: Oh it's okay

You: Thanks for being here for me

TTJ: No Problem
You: I wish I had a boyfriend like you ^^
TTJ: Well why don't we start here then?

You and TTJ: *slowly get closer to each other's face*

TTJ: *backs up* Hahahaha I totally just played you Beyotch!

You: *heart has been incinerated
TTJ: hahahahaha

You: ^&*($ #($&*#( $(&^&* &^@^#($$& &$^%$ *$&$^$#&#

TTJ: 0.0

You: (#*$*#*@*#** * *#*@**#*#** *@*# *#*#*#*$ * YOU!!!
TTJ: *grabs chest* TT^TT wahhhhh!

Okay this was not the right play, but oh well it seems more like you were the jerky than he was, but I guess you can come up with your own little story on jerk faces and players and what nots.

3. That Really Funny Cute Guy

It would be cool if he was your friend, but you know all the girls really DO like him except for of course Sarbear, this is her *glare pulls out chainsaw* Mwuahahahahaha!
Yeah of course. Anyway he is nice and sweet to you, but he doesn't really like you like that.

Play:

You: Hey ______! (so and so)

Him: Hey You!
You: How's your girlfriend

Him: Great! She says hi

You: That's great. . . 

You know what I'm to tired to keep writing plays, lets just say if you have a crush on someone ask if they like you, if they don't move on. That is how easy it is. Guys can be mean or nice or funny or not humorous. Most of the people in the play aren't even people I actually can example make out of. So you know if you have a crush on someone right it down on the comments below, maybe I can actually help with topics people want to here about. You know what I mean.

Well it ends for me on posting long posts, I just get really confused about stuff I have real ADHD problems. . . Haha not the laziness just my topics moving on to stuff and then I don't know I forget it, so yeah but the forgetting isn't ADHD just the whole mind blowing away thing. But in the end I don't have ADHD, probably just randomness inside of me. 

I'm going to write another story, I promise it will be better than the one I wrote and then stopped because it was getting kind of stupid. . .

xoxoxo
DFS, <3 love you guys who ever read my blog
=D