Ratchet PEOPLE!!!! Let me spell it out for you. R-A-T-C-H-E-T P-E-O-P-L-E

So there is this kid I know..not saying names but lets call him Jack.
So Jack is a person sitting behind me in Math Class. So he is the most annoyingest, ratchetest, etc person ever!!!! In the morning he is all like hey Carolina (yes that is my name) Can you move your big head...... OFFENSIVE....LITTLE SON OF A GUN (yes he is a bullet). Then in the afternoon he kicks my desk and my friend Kiki is like stop and chill your bothering Carolina. And Jack is like Oh I didn't see Carolina your so unnoticeable.

First off he sees my big head 
Then he doesn't see me what the duck!!!!!!

Here is the story:

-Everyone taking notes-
Jack: Hey Carolina can you move your big head
Me: in my "big head"- *chainsaw* *slice*
Outside- oh sure 
Jack: Thanks .....not
Few School hours later
Jack kicking my desk and hitting his chair
Me: *whisper* Kiki he is so annoying ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kiki: Umm Jack  you need to chill your bothering Carolina
Jack: Oh okay sorry
Me: *pulls out pencil thinks then puts back in pouch*
Jack: I wish you would *pulls out pencil and begins to poke me*
Me: GYAAAAAAAA
Jared: Whats wrong with her are you okay
Me: Yeah 
Jared: You seem mental, Whats your problem
Me: (not being able to do anything and I'm accused here) Whatever and smiles
Wants to say- Whats your problem having a problem with me. Right now your the problem that just made my problem bigger so my problem you want to know my problem my problem is you.
Jack: (thinking you can't do nuthin)
Me: I wish I could 
Kiki: Over there laughing with friends
Me: *thinks scary gruesome thoughts of Jack and Jared.

So yup this is my life